cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
I can recommend this, it was the best succubus I’ve ever had!
(via roger-explosion)
Source: rappinpicard
bwahahaha
we’ll just blame it on the Hurricane’s
*wink wink nudge nudge*
Hurricanes sound like something they’d serve at a student bar to get you wasted for £3…! I bet you’d drink me under the table. Because that’s what “your people” are like, right? :p Besides, I find it hard to believe that you’d try to get a nice British boy drunk anyway. We don’t do those kinds of things over here schweetie….
No, that’s why so many of them go overseas …
Source: tams77
