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clapifyoulikeme replied to your photo: co-stanza: Well, here’s a turn up for the…

KEEP AUSTRALIA FOR THE AUSTRALIANS. NO I DON’T MEAN THE ONES WHO WERE ACTUALLY HERE FIRST SHUT UP STOP OPPRESSING ME. (I’m guessing it sounds like that down there just as up here.)

Damn, throw in a few f-bombs and colourful colloquialisms, and you could be a native!

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clapifyoulikeme replied to your post: clapifyoulikeme replied to your post: Intel Sloth…

Try a heating pad, Aleeve, chocolate, and a good wank. …You didn’t mean that kind of crampy, did you.

No, but, this might still be a good way to spend monday night :)

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clapifyoulikeme replied to your post: Intel Sloth Inside

Are you fucking insulting sloths?

No, I’m fucking insulting intel chipsets. 

I would call it a slug, but it hasn’t quite started leaving mucas on everything yet, but it is slower than a starfish munching up a coral reef.

Also, don’t start with me, It’s monday and I’m crampy. 

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clapifyoulikeme replied to your photo: astragoblin: Duelling frog diorama from La…

Why do you hate Ron? :(

What? No, Ron is the victor!

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These are the random thoughts, ramblings and social nonsense interactions of a Politically Incorrect, Maladjusted Eccentric and Awkward Socialite.
P.S. He may be easier to deal with if you simply consider him a jaded lesbian stuck inside a man’s body.

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