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  1. how to spot an Australian

    thisisnotbruce:

    1. Smash a glass
    2. Someone yells out “Taxi!”

    Good job, you’ve just found the Australian

    See also:

    • Sing “Am I ever going to see your face again?” and if you hear “No way! Get Fucked! Fuck off!” sung back
    • You hear “Yeah, nuh!”

    (via lyall)


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