1. cosmo tip #577


    replace his dick with a nacho cheese nozzle so he cums nacho cheese and actually just dump your boyfriend and get nachos

    You know, I think it’s about time someone invented a testicle replacement product. I’m thinking it should be called something catchy like Popplers FlavourBulbs (TM)

    FlavourBulbs (TM) would come in a range of flavours including (but not limited to):

    • Sweetened Condensed Milk
    • Late Harvest Moscato
    • Sparkling Shiraz
    • Vanilla Bean Whipped Cream 
    • Fairy Floss
    • Single malt Scotch Whisky 
    • Jello Margaritas
    • Bacon
    • Double Bacon
    • Smoked Bacon
    • Bacon Sundae
    • I can’t believe it’s not bacon (for the vegans)

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