I’m finally home after my adventures today.

I discovered a few things today:

1. I can sharpen knives to within a micron of super sharpness
2. When a knife is that sharp you do not want to be distracted
3. When a knife is that sharp you do not feel it slice through your finger
4. Looking for the tip of your finger is not recommended while you are now bleeding
5. I am the only one in my entire family with First Aid training.
6. I can perform Auto First Aid and shout out orders for the next step in cooking ratatouille at the same time
7. Ingy can follow directions marvellously
8. Loss of blood apparently makes intoxication easier to achieve*