well, ok then …

[Phone Call from Parental Units - discussing stuff and stuff and more stuff]

Dad: So, anything else?
Me: I’m making something special for dinner Saturday Night, do you guys want to come over?
Dad: Hold on …
[sounds of phone swapping hands]
Mum: What are you cooking?
Me: Hi mum.
Mum: What are you cooking?
Me: Hi mum.
Mum: Hi Son, now what are you cooking?
Me: Venison Osso Bucco with a Ratatouille Stack
Mum: You going to make anything for dessert?
Me: How about Amaretto Biscotti?
Mum: Can you cook all of that here?
Me: What, at your place?
Mum: Yes.
Me: I suppose … if you’re not feeling well I can …
Mum: Good, and I’m inviting [relatives I have not seen in years] so make sure there’s enough for 3 more people. See you Saturday!
Me: …