girl-detective replied to your post: My dear American Followers …
Should: You can have Erin do your nails! Kanga Bangas! Shouldn’t: SPIDERS DEAR GOD THE SPIDERS. Also: How on you on Jews? I can’t live anywhere without other Jews.
- Erin — enough said. She is reason enough to want to make the move :)
- Kanga Bangas are good, but Kanga steaks are better. Wait till you have an Emu burger though!
- Spiders: pffft. Trust me, you build up a resistance to the toxins.
- Jews? As in the race or the religion? I mean, that really should be clarified. As a highly multicultural culture, we care little for one’s background creed or race as long as you can swill a beer, eat a pie and scream at the TV with singular fluid motion. Also - we has them. Even the really weird orthodox ones who live in East St Kilda, put up high walls around the schools and have bodyguards out the front, presumably to keep the kids in at lunchtime as East St Kilda is also the red light district and you know what pubescent kids with bar mitzvah money burning a hole in their pocket are like … wait, what was the question? Oh, yeah, there’s a really good kosher place just down the road that serves a mean matzo ball soup.