mikesnosense replied to your post: My dear American Followers …
I’m in the uk, and it’s near impossible for me to move to either. Anyone for France?
Umn, Mike, really, you just have not thought this through - your options are:
- marry an Aussie girl … we send a few thousand over to you guys every year …
- steal a loaf of bread and then claim your Irish (they’re still sending unwanted convicts over here, right?)
- Apply for Australian Citizenship (which is automatically approved for the English I have been led to believe) then, wearing an Australian flag, run across the cricket pitch and urinate on Andy Strauss’ gear … I’m pretty sure that’s an instant deportation …
- OK, fine … France - they’re socialists, it could work.
