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My dear American Followers …

edited to incorporate the flurry of comments:

why you should move to Australia
  1. It’s not the USA
  2. No Republicans
  3. No FOX News
  4. No Tea Party
  5. It’s Beautiful Here
  6. Health Care, we haz it
  7. Liveable cities, we haz them, but the cost of housing is ridiculous
  8. Food, glorious food
  9. Wages are (generally) better so you don’t need to tip everyone
  10. 4 weeks annual leave is law

why you shouldn’t move to Australia

  1. No one even close to Obama
  2. Politics are boring
  3. International Travel costs too much
  4. We are subject to stupid zoning rules that make media more expensive and no netflix :(
  5. Consumer goods are not as cheap
  6. No medical Mary Jane Vouchers
  7. Caffeine is regulated (no hyper-caffeinated products)
  8. Umn …  Customer service tends to suffer (see lack of tipping)
  9. You hate freedom?  The cost of shipping goods here is ludicrous
  10. I got nothing … Our capital city is Canberra.
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  1. sapphybelle reblogged this from roger-explosion
  2. aaamerah said: jesus
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  4. puffypie reblogged this from xntrek and added:
    11. I will give you all a cuddle and be on spider catch and release duty.
  5. cozcat reblogged this from puffandruffle
  6. laufyeson reblogged this from captainbutlers
  7. lizzindc said: brb, packing a bag.
  8. saywereonlydreaming reblogged this from captainbutlers
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  10. adsinfinitum said: I’m from South Africa. Can I come?
  11. girl-detective said: Should: You can have Erin do your nails! Kanga Bangas! Shouldn’t: SPIDERS DEAR GOD THE SPIDERS. Also: How on you on Jews? I can’t live anywhere without other Jews.
  12. xntrek reblogged this from xntrek and added:
    edited to incorporate the flurry of
  13. lyall said: Housing is ridiculously expensive in Australia.
  14. surrender-to-the-sound reblogged this from littlemaddymoo
  15. s2z said: don’t forget that awful tipping thing [vs minimum wage] in the states.
  16. samclifford reblogged this from roger-explosion and added:
    Why you should move number 11: Our head of state doesn’t order drone strikes.
  17. felistella said: I could live in Melbourne. Of that I haven’t a doubt.
  18. littlemaddymoo reblogged this from puffandruffle
  19. puffandruffle reblogged this from nargleslivehere and added:
    #ALSO OUR CAPITAL CITY IS CANBERRA
  20. nargleslivehere reblogged this from odiinson and added:
    Can we talk about shipping prices to Australia? Cause that’s a bitch.
  21. odiinson reblogged this from xntrek
  22. roger-explosion reblogged this from xntrek
  23. mikesnosense said: I’m in the uk, and it’s near impossible for me to move to either. Anyone for France?
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