thedailywhat: This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Upon arrival in Los Angeles, a pair of British buddies were interrogated for hours, placed in separate holding cells for 12 hours, and ultimately sent back to the UK. Their offense? Jokingly tweeting that they were coming to “destroy America” and “dig up Marilyn Monroe.” […] Van Bryan and Bunting tried desperately to explain to airport officials that “destroy” was slang for “partying,” but to no avail. “The Homeland Security agents were treating me like some kind of terrorist,” Van Bryan, a bar manager from Coventry, told The Sun. ” I kept saying they had got the wrong meaning from my tweet but they just told me ‘You’ve really f***ed up with that tweet, boy’.” He was also asked to explain a tweet about “diggin’ Marilyn Monroe up,” which he said was a reference to a Family Guy episode. […] [thesun / dailymail.] According to the logic used here, I am now being sued by three people for being jilted at the alter after exclaiming “marry me”; two people are suing me for breach of verbal contract after failing to follow through when I claimed “I’d hit that” whilst another two are suing for “threat to well being” over the same statement and you don’t even want to know the trouble i am in for saying “fuck me with a barge pole”!
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This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Upon arrival in Los Angeles, a pair of British buddies were interrogated for hours, placed in separate holding cells for 12 hours, and ultimately sent back to the UK.

Their offense? Jokingly tweeting that they were coming to “destroy America” and “dig up Marilyn Monroe.”

[…]

Van Bryan and Bunting tried desperately to explain to airport officials that “destroy” was slang for “partying,” but to no avail.

“The Homeland Security agents were treating me like some kind of terrorist,” Van Bryan, a bar manager from Coventry, told The Sun. ” I kept saying they had got the wrong meaning from my tweet but they just told me ‘You’ve really f***ed up with that tweet, boy’.”

He was also asked to explain a tweet about “diggin’ Marilyn Monroe up,” which he said was a reference to a Family Guy episode.

[…]

[thesun / dailymail.]

According to the logic used here, I am now being sued by three people for being jilted at the alter after exclaiming “marry me”; two people are suing me for breach of verbal contract after failing to follow through when I claimed “I’d hit that” whilst another two are suing for “threat to well being” over the same statement and you don’t even want to know the trouble i am in for saying “fuck me with a barge pole”!

Source: thedailywhat

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