There should be a test for political candidates

Obviously, an IQ test would weed out a few … but that wouldn’t be enough.

I’m thinking a form of ethics and moral tests.

I don’t know, like offering them four doors - 

  1. One gives them access to an instant million dollars of “campaign sponsorship”
  2. Two gives them a “get out of jail free” card for anything they know they will get caught over later.
  3. Three gives them the ability to sell their mothers for a guaranteed end game spot
  4. Four offers them the chance to have a  public debate on policy versus policy alone against other candidates in a dating game style blind dutch scenario.

Doors one to three all open into a giant boiling tar pit.

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  1. xntrek posted this

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