October 2011
Vegan Agendas?
I was pointed to a blog today via twitter entitled “The Hidden Vegan Agenda” In the post the author states that: People say “veganism has a hidden agenda.” Every aspect of animal consumption and slaughter takes place with a hidden agenda. and then promptly goes into a full page tirade of the evil of meat production and consumption before concluding with the enlightened gem...
Must be the weather
Colleague: I ... don't know, I don't like Asian women ...
Me: What?
C: I don't know, it seems ... hollow ... like all legs and not much else ...
M: What the fuck are you on?
C: Is that racist?
M: I ... don't know. I mean,so you're saying you have a preference that does not include Asians?
C: Yeah!
M: well, then i would say that rather than say it the way backwards fucked up way you just did.
C: Oh, ok ... I guess I just don't get the same zing as i would with a Scandinavian girl.
M: Ok, but just don't go round saying, "is the Muff Helga's?"
C: ...
Gross ewies
coworker: Did you hear about "dude" being fired?
me: No, why was he fired?
coworker: HR Violations
me: What!? What did he do?
coworker: purchasing Groceries with the Corporate Card
me: shopping at coles is a HR issue?
coworker: No, "Gross ewies" - he was charging for "those" services at "those" places.
me: ...
