July 2010
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Is there a "fuck yeah blood oranges" ??
Because, LOVE!
So, tonight’s meal will be a homage to my Favourite Sicillian Fruit, with a blood orange marinaded goats leg roast, with a watercress, spinach and roast potato salad (blood orange and sour cream dressing) and finished off with a dessert of a poppy seed, almond meal and semolina cake with a blood orange frosting.
If only preparing it was as easy as typing it …
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An "in case you ever wondered" FYI
I made the comment that when I used to go clubbing with my gay friends, I really liked the Blue Jeans Glamour Lesbian look… I was asked what that looks like, so having complete faith in the all knowing Google, I typed in “Blue Jeans Glamour Lesbian” into the image search box.
Now, Google, I have no issues with you throwing up an infinite number of pages of porn images for my...
yeah, butt.
So, there’s this documentary on the Miss Nude competition.
They are trying to present a serious view, with serious interviews, intelligent conversations and heart wrenching stories … all of which is a great, enlightened, humanesque view of the girls rather than the as the horrendous social outcast view of sex-hungry, drugged-out, abused, exploited, desolated remnants of society.
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OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD →
paulosthegreek:
(via missdisgrace)
Reblogging this for my friends who are perverts. You really have to watch this to the end. It could also be for WTF Friday?
“It’s not a perfume …”
Ok, so … what exactly, is it?
sendchocolate asked: Taiss, every time I see your avatar, it cracks me up. There's got to be a story behind it. Willing to share?
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There's a special type of person that books...
at 8am on a Monday, half day workshops starting 9am on a Friday and then wants a breakdown review meeting which they schedule for 4pm on the Friday.
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blanddiva11-deactivated20121020 asked: 1. What is the value of X?
2. Got any plumbing problems I could fix for you?
3. Cilantro tastes like shit.
2. Got any plumbing problems I could fix for you?
3. Cilantro tastes like shit.
erinmargrethe asked: What do you mean by "playing coins"? We were pooling our shrapnel to pay for another round (without breaking out the plastic).
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Time for this vaginatrek to hit the road
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eurgh
eurgh
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TMI Truthful Tuesday even though it's Wednesday...
The truth? The truth? You can’t handle the truth!
Read on, if apparently, you believe otherwise.
In my formative years I was living out on the streets and in share houses. My identity was non existent. My place in the world was unknown. My social skills weren’t.
Perhaps because of this melting pot of emotional disaster, along with a general feeling of the inability to feel loved...
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WatchMust see TED video of the week: “The politics of fiction”
“Knowledge that takes you, not beyond yourself is far worse than ignorance.”
Elif Shafak is an amazingly hypnotic and engaging story teller and orator. She blends East and West, feminism and tradition, the local and the global … building on this simple idea to argue that fiction can overcome identity...
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Why is it ...
that when a male thinks of a threesome and imagines two girls with them being “interested” in each other as well, then that is “normal” but if a woman thinks of a threesome and imagines two guys who are “interested” in each other as well then “that’s sick”?
yonderboy:
it’ll help if you just sing along..
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blanddiva11-deactivated20121020 asked: Does this mean you can't send me a nude shot? Damn.
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Whenever I see someone yawning...
baileygenine:
crookedindifference:
I always wanna stick my finger in their mouth.
yawn-blocks FTW!
I do this. No matter what.
I am always being told off for yawn raping …
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Oh, Tuesday.
Why doth though feelest like Monday?
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Watchbelabrava:
l3m:
BeautifulAgony.com- Facettes De La Petite Mort
(via waterforchocolate)
It’s an interesting project … at first it’s almost an exploratory piece. Then it’s an arty form of eroticism. One can argue that the focus on the face, the emotional release, the expression of passion, or simply the climax of release is far more revealing than any other form of...
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When she asks ...
“Toy Story 3D is on at 5pm, want to go see it?”
She really means:
“I want to go see Toy Story 3D at 5 pm, are you taking me or am I going without you!?”
nyfishergal-deactivated20110626 asked: Hello Xntrek -- I'm having fun at camp -- cooking my brains out!! I made 25 dozen chocolate chip cookies today --- No wait -- it was more like 12 x 2.5 = ??? and then multiple that x 12 and that is how many cookies I made. Lots. And they were AWESOME!!
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Hot Chocolate on a winters day
having slowly melted down a few blocks of 70% chocolate into milk, then added a pinch of cinnamon, a teaspoon of vanilla paste and a shot of kahlua
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redcloud replied to your post: Biting and chewing like mad
Trying to eat three elephants?
This. This is why I love Jack. Succinct and elegant.
Biting and chewing like mad
This is what my life looks like right now:
During the week, there is Work: There are approximately 6000 man hours of backlogged job requests our team is trying to power through. For me this means I am working on 7 simultaneous projects and have very little time to even think about scratching my ass. This does not look like it will slow down anytime soon. I get home at an average time of 7 to 8pm...
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Say again?
Him: Did you hear about this 36 year old woman who was stalking 16 year old men on facebook to sleep with them?
Me: What?
Him: Yeah, she was arrested last week.
Me: That’s just … weird … and wrong.
Him: I couldn’t do it.
Me: err, if you did, that would make you a paedophile dude.
Him: No! Don’t be like that! I meant be with a younger woman anymore.
Me: Define...
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(Not so) odd realisation #3
I am apparently very comfortable sharing my deep inner workings with you gorgeous, wonderful, insanely zany and interesting people.
