December 2009
Hey Michelle,
Love your words. Every. Single. One.
So, thanks for being part of our lives … it would not have been the same without you.
Oh, and it was nice to see the face behind the words too :)
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"upping the voltage"
Brightkite and/or Foursquare?
Anyone else using these?
I was using both but it seems there are for more people using Foursquare than Brightkite so have started defaulting to that. Also, foursquare has a handy widget which makes it easier to see what’s happening.
What (if any) are the opinions of the people?
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"Sorry, we seem to be having technical trouble. ...
Dear Tumblr … fuck you in the nuderfucking new year.
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All right, motherfuckers.
funsizebytes:
frageelaytwit:
Put your bits away.
Ladies: pay no attention to the crazy woman from the midwest.
Dudes: yeah, really, no one wants to see that.
Man, I hate when you give me mixed messages … one minute your hearting my naked pics, next your telling me no one wants to see that … sheesh.
Current Temperature is 38°C = 100.4°F
aka FUCK ME IT’S HOT!
the updated list
inthefade:
IT IS HERE.
Please let me know if I left you out. Sorry if I did.
I will reply to all your emails later/tomorrow.
Did I fail to be committed to being uncommitted?
How casually formal was I meant to be about this?
i'm an idiot.
inthefade:
I wrote Song for the Deaf when I meant Song for the Dead.
Thank Adam for finding it for me.
Coincidentally though, this is a great song for the deaf because of the drums and bass beats.
As I understand it, music with heavy drums and bass is popular with deaf people due to the vibrations — and if you ever worked in a reception or function hall and hosted a deaf party, you can...
Watchimprettycrafty:
birth slideshow.
probably the coolest thing i’ve gotten to photograph to date. hope you enjoy. as always am open to constructive criticism. would love to do it even better next time.
Absolutely beautiful and well executed. I love seeing the emotions on each side portrayed so vividly. It’s perfect.
I think everyone will be glad to see 2009 get the...
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It’s interesting. There’s been a lot of posts about 2009, some angry … but most dismissive.
I am thankful for 2009 as much as I am glad to see it go.
I am thankful for many things.
For my health:
After my breakdown in 2008 I slipped from dysthemia into deep depression, and I was able to finally control it in 2009
My Colon Cancer was removed
My...
xntrek...I'm wondering how i missed the...
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The same way I missed yours - too busy looking at the scenery and ignoring the big tourist signs that pointed out the attractions … or some other bad analogy …
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It's Chil-ay
like it’s I-ta-leeya
and Fran-say
and Es-pan-ya
Why? Because it’s The United States and not Stati Uniti. That’s why.
Fuck, I'm a clueless bunny
always have been … always will be.
I'm laying in bed and still thinking of you all.
atsirhc:
Even though I’m freezing and I’m pretty sure I could cut glass with my nipples right now.
You know, that would make an awesome show … and could be the way to earn that cash you need to migrate to Australia.
monkeyfrog:
1979, Freshman year, sliding into sluthood.
Why do I only find out about you girls and your liberal free love ways now? Mmmm?
I suppose this gives a new meaning to "getting...
“When world leaders in Copenhagen argue for days in knife-edge talks to save the...”
– ‘Green’ vibrators promise sustainable pleasure
I have no childhood photos - awkward or otherwise
apparently my image would not stick to silver nitride.
I am sick of flashing my moobs
that’s all you’re interested in!
I have a mind too you know!
HOW IS IT
redcloud:
xntrek:
imprettycrafty:
that the day i order my new computer my current computer gets some horrible virus and is rendered useless?
They are highly territorial and can sense competition from 3 rooms away. Unfortunately, they are much like yeast in that they release a self-destructive self protection mechanism in the hope of eliminating the invader prior to themselves … however,...
HOW IS IT
imprettycrafty:
that the day i order my new computer my current computer gets some horrible virus and is rendered useless?
They are highly territorial and can sense competition from 3 rooms away. Unfortunately, they are much like yeast in that they release a self-destructive self protection mechanism in the hope of eliminating the invader prior to themselves … however, unlike yeast, they...
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They're abondoning their cars because of two...
"a vagina shaped tissue dispenser"
inthefade:
This is his big idea he’s describing to me right now.
Are they wet wipes?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Jenny Lewis (2)
Sueño Latino (1)
[unknown] (1)
Joy Division (1)
The Dresden Dolls (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Dear Tumblr
Describe “briefly”
Why can’t you use GMT? I mean, it’s an international service right so … make it international friendly.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I wonder if there is such a thing as Temporal Time...
… because I’m pretty sure they would have to step in when certain couples decide they should have kids.
I mean if Ingy ever found a maternal instinct and decided to use it, I can just imagine a portal opening up and a naked guy popping out saying “Sarah Conner Ingy and Taiss? NO! Bad! No Kids for you! The future cannot handle that much velcro attracting curly hair on one little...
"FUCK you Americans ..."
indefensible:
“FUCK you Americans do everything the most retarded way possible. You MAIL your census forms?BLAHBLAH RANT RANT…”
—
Erin’s Blog
We had this ‘conversation’ yesterday. That is pretty much verbatim.
Erin is astoundingly accepting of the ranting when it’s anti-American. I think she gets that it comes from love. Like when a cousin crashes his car and has no...
Dear Everyone Who Has Offered Me Travel Lodging:
monkeyfrog:
Look out. 2010 is the year.
I’ll clean out the spare room …
YOU GUYS - I JUST GOT CARDED! SQUEEEEE!!!!!
notactuallyme:
It was to buy cough syrup at Target and apparently they do that to everybody, but still.
When I was still working as a bouncer Crowd Controller, I would always card the better looking mature clientelle. Why?
It helped make our night jovial and light-hearted
They would almost uniformly gush
It helped them have a great night
Quite often if there was trouble from their...
Guessing games ... →
wifeoftj:
Guess what I’m doing! Hint, my hand hurts
Slapping the pigeon?
Circling the fine print?
Manual Mathematics?
Ripping the Contract?
Calculating the Credit?
“Just for the record, an image of Naked Palin riding a T-Rex is *not* a sleep...”
– xntrek
*and* a sea turtle!?
Whelks sound like some kind of mad Welsh Deer
Not the probiscus carrying, murderous sea snails that they actually are.
