October 2009
Enjoying a cider in the sunshine on Darling Harbour @ http://ping.fm/wN6u3
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maybe it's just my crazy ...
but … it annoys me no end when one female introduces me to another female and says something akin to “He’s so sweet and he doesn’t want to fuck me”.
Admittedly, this is normally said by the younger, fitter type of female, but still I find it emasculating, like “here’s my pet eunuch, it’s ok, he’s tame”
To not understand the difference...
Road trippers: start your engines
… and coffee intake, apparently I am taking the first driving shift.
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I was whining about my career and suggested we...
erinmargrethe:
indefensible:
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
“Where are we going to go? To the magical land of vaginas and cake?”
Yeah yeah yeah, I know I’m reblogging my own blog but this is one of the things that she says that for some reason gets me every time. In one phrase she skewers my self pity but redirects me to some kind of Xanadu so I don’t noticed the evisceration.
Then I remember...
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South Melbourne Dim Sims FTMFW!
There is nothing as good as one of these!
The taste!
The size!
The experiance!
A cricket-ball sized parcel of mystery meat, cabbage and spices, all deliciously encased in perfectly steamed dumpling skin.
I really should go ahead and eat some dinner.
gatsbylives:
Enough with this boycott.
Is that like a dessert perhaps? maybe a buffet? Or some kind of snack, like when you have the manchies?
guys?
atsirhc:
i’m ready to come home work isn’t over yet. but I AM READY.
hey, do you think the guys at the menguide thingy wished there was a guide to women or a map or something? i don’t know, i’m so tired.
Guide to women in 3 easy steps:
Listen to them
Make them feel special every single day
Point your nose at front and centre, lick in smooth, gentle, long strokes.
poeks:
baileygenine:
“The lobster caught by Alan Robinson in Dyer’s Bay that is a typical mottled green on one side; the other side is a shade of orange that looks cooked.
Robinson, of Steuben, donated the lobster to the Mount Desert Oceanarium. Staff members say the odds or finding a half-and-half lobster are 1 in 50 million to 100 million. By comparison, the odds of finding a blue lobster...
Why do boys wear jeans around their ankles?--...
jollilama:
pufflepie:
I will NEVER get my head around the whole wear-your-daks-round-your-knees-thing. I went to the supermarket yesterday with India and we saw a guy on his teeny weeny clown bike with his undies clad arse hanging well above his jeans and I looked at India and rolled my eyes and she says ‘He’s hot mum’
I can get my head around just about all fashion trends and have been...
“Performance art piece: Wherein I enact a facsimile of death. On my bed. With...”
– xntrek
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Dear binsky
you are amazing.
you are kind and warm and lovely.
I bet I’m not the only one who thinks so either.
too tired :(
I went back 50 pages, but am too tired to go back further.
Work has been torturous. Especially since the 6 project managers I am dealing with all suddenly realised that I am going on leave as of Friday and had that “oh shit can we just get this done before you go?” moment.
Also, to the many, many (surprisingly young and female) bloggers who I apparently followed because I found you...
Sex Workshop in my living room TONIGHT!!!1!
caseofwhine:
And by “sex” I mean “soggy”…
and by “workshop” I mean “bowl of Rice Chex”…
Demi Moore *wishes* she could be this HOT.
I’m sending you a webcam …
World's largest web-spinning spider discovered in... →
ssbxoxo:
Don’t be clicking on this if you aren’t into spiders.
When showing this to my Mrs and drawing out on paper what the span of the legs and body would reach her reaction was to cringe, make panic-like whimper sounds and then declare she would need both of my shoes* to kill it.
—-
* We have already determined from earlier conversations that my shoes are far better killing...
Please know and understand that if I ever do have...
My earlier posts were not actually about anyone in particular, but attacking concepts and attitudes.
Quite often it’s simply my very strange and twisted sense of humour being misunderstood.
If ever in doubt, just ask, I will not lie.
As for the butt hurt post, it uses “cold reading” language for a reason - it can refer to any one (if not all) of you, but in fact does not....
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It is not lost on me the irony of me being a first...
is that I’ve been one of the sickest people in the office over the last year.
115
This is the internal first aid number.
My phone is part of the rotary dial as I am indeed a certified First Aid Officer.
My day was interrupted by a call on the number a few hours back with a panicked voice stating they had an emergency just outside the meeting rooms.
I ran there to find a colleague collapsed, not breathing, white as bleach commercial sheet.
Luckily, merely repositioning...
Who added the butthurty frack crazies to the... →
yhf:
atsirhc:
xntrek:
Seriously, it’s like someone went around plucking tail feathers to watch you all peck at each other.
Get a grip.
Seriously.
[snippity-doo-daa]
and me? I’m gonna shuddup now because WTF do I know?
xntrek — Posting this triggered an immediate reaction from inferiority complexes and paranoiac mindsets all over the world, including mine. A winner is you.
...
Who added the butthurty frack crazies to the... →
northside-pie:
xntrek:
[snippidy-doo-daa];
maybe, just maybe, the bazillion gallons of common sense you added to the water supply was tainted with crazy?
Shit, it’s like you can’t trust secret conspiratorial government chemical suppliers anymore.
Who added the butthurty frack crazies to the...
Seriously, it’s like someone went around plucking tail feathers to watch you all peck at each other.
Get a grip.
Seriously.
You - the world doesn’t revolve around you and everything you deem important. You’re not a superstar. Get over it.
You - boo hoo. Here’s a tissue. Get over it.
You - go outside and let out a primal scream. There, better? No? Rinse, repeat.
...
Two of the most important things therapists ever...
monkeyfrog:
I was in therapy for the better part of ten years. Free county mental health counselors, PhD psychologists, psychiatrists, LCSWs and everything in between. Here are two statements that stand out. They were said by different counselors in different states years apart, and related to different people.
1. Do not tell him you are leaving him by yourself. It isn’t safe.
2. You don’t...
I do not think of the people who follow me as 'my...
binskykitten:
I think of them as separate people that join in this huge collective conversation.
I’m just thankful they make an active choice to listen to what I have to say.
So, thanks.
Thank you for acknowledging us oh great one
You know what helps when running a bath?
mr-7:
Putting the plug in.
Yeah that.
Well, no, running the bath is fine without a plug.
FILLING the bath, needs a plug.
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Just because you change the label of the box...
umn, I couldn’t decide whether I wanted to be serious or not, then I ended up being crazy so, umn, here’s some of my oh so many responses …
* no context for you!
* [box] can also equal [bucket] when talking jobs
* that’s what she said
* Just their name changes
* You still end up cleaning the same mess
* stop box bashing.
* tee hee you said box.
On relativists
indefensible:
Pick a side you fence-sitting arseholes. Damn.
Your point of view is valid, but if they were to do that, then they would be absolutists. If the world was filled with nothing but absolutists, then who would take the role of diplomats? Who would build the fences? Who would be the scapegoats?
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littleteaspoon:
there’s so much talk wherever you go of God and religion. i don’t see the appeal. sooner or later you just figure out there are some people who don’t believe in God and they can prove He doesn’t exist, and some other people who do believe in God and they can prove He does exist. well the argument stopped being about God a long time ago. we all know that now-days it’s about who is...
Is Common Sense available in liquid form?
Would it be considered a terrorist act if I poured a bazillion gallons of it into the water supply?
biorhythmist:
halfbakedidea:
O-Zone -...
“Him, to himself: Ugh its raining…I don’t want to carry an umbrella...”
– I just want to show you something: I forget sometimes that I am from Venus
“It’s a SATCHEL!
…
Indiana Jones has one!”
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25) →
Depeche Mode (6)
Misfits (5)
The Dresden Dolls (4)
Simon & Garfunkel (4)
Dead Kennedys (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Drove past a guy with a dream-catcher hanging off his rear view mirror. I’m concerned he considered his car was the best place for it.
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Confessions regarding sex and sexiness
Stuff you may not necessarily care or indeed want to know about me follows:
I don’t find many celebrities hot. Angelina Jolie? Nothing. Drew barrymore, not so much. Aguilera, Spears, Lohan … nothing. Ricci? She freaks me out.
I hate redneck/bogan wear. I do not want to associate with people who dress like that. It’s a prejudice I have and cannot shake. But … there is...
You move 80Kms away from your parents
so they are forced to call before thinking about coming over.
Instead, they discover a semi-lost cousin who lives 15 minutes over from you, visit them and then “just drop round since we were in the neighbourhood”.
On the plus side, they brought Osso Bucco for dinner … and a fresh batch of Dad’s wine. So, all in all, that’s a win I guess.
xntrek
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