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discussing if we ever find we are no longer in love
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bare naked flakey grains
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This is great, just one thing, do I get to eat the masculine identifying androgynously expressive bisexual gingerbread girl afterwards?
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Listen, I’m not disparaging your vision nor invalidating your achievement… but are you sure that this is really where the future of auto erotica lies? (Source: yourmomfanclub)
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“Knowledge is freedom, freedom from ignorance and its offspring fear; knowledge is light and liberation.”
- 2:11 The Good Book, A. C. Grayling
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![thedailywhat:
This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Upon arrival in Los Angeles, a pair of British buddies were interrogated for hours, placed in separate holding cells for 12 hours, and ultimately sent back to the UK.
Their offense? Jokingly tweeting that they were coming to “destroy America” and “dig up Marilyn Monroe.”
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Van Bryan and Bunting tried desperately to explain to airport officials that “destroy” was slang for “partying,” but to no avail.
“The Homeland Security agents were treating me like some kind of terrorist,” Van Bryan, a bar manager from Coventry, told The Sun. ” I kept saying they had got the wrong meaning from my tweet but they just told me ‘You’ve really f***ed up with that tweet, boy’.”
He was also asked to explain a tweet about “diggin’ Marilyn Monroe up,” which he said was a reference to a Family Guy episode.
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[thesun / dailymail.]
According to the logic used here, I am now being sued by three people for being jilted at the alter after exclaiming “marry me”; two people are suing me for breach of verbal contract after failing to follow through when I claimed “I’d hit that” whilst another two are suing for “threat to well being” over the same statement and you don’t even want to know the trouble i am in for saying “fuck me with a barge pole”!](http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymly0t45T1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
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[…] According to the logic used here, I am now being sued by three people for being jilted at the alter after exclaiming “marry me”; two people are suing me for breach of verbal contract after failing to follow through when I claimed “I’d hit that” whilst another two are suing for “threat to well being” over the same statement and you don’t even want to know the trouble i am in for saying “fuck me with a barge pole”!
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p.s. regarding those "vinyl leg warmers"
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current status
Tuesday. 2.07pm. 4 telecom meetings done. 3 to go. Headache developing. Appreciation for fact that meetings are on the phone and not in person increasing as poker face ability rapidly decreases. Truthful Tuesday past be damned. This is real life mofo.
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These are the random thoughts, ramblings and social nonsense interactions of a Politically Incorrect, Maladjusted Eccentric and Awkward Socialite. Disclaimer: All characters and events in this blog --especially those based on real people-- are entirely hypothetical. All conversations are transcribed from faulty memories and may be contextually incorrect. Entries may contain grammatically incorrect language and due to its likelihood of adult themes and content it should not be read by anyone. There are many ways to stalk me |
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